Archive for the ‘on being a tool’ Category
i’m not sticking my hand down there!
Posted by: cate on: December 20, 2007
i had a rare chance to have a nice, quiet, relaxing bath last night…well…as relaxing as it can be for a 5 foot 10 inch tall woman taking a bath in a tub built for no one taller than 5 feet. anyway, after my bath i noticed that i had a couple of toe nails [...]
don’t forget my penis!
Posted by: cate on: November 18, 2007
recently i’ve noticed that Zander’s hair has been getting really coarse and dry…like straw. it didn’t take me long to realize that i’m a dolt. you see, we were instructed by my dermatologist to use Dove Baby Wash on the boys because of their eczema. we’ve using it for over a year now, and it’s [...]
Haiku Friday: introducing your toddler to illegal drugs
Posted by: cate on: November 16, 2007
(hmmm…me thinks i’m gonna get some interesting traffic with that title!) Mother of the Year won’t be winning this award not anytime soon i am but a tool forgot my son’s a parrot i should just shut up it was Friday afternoon, and hubby had just gotten home from work. he was playing with the [...]
i’m one hot momma
Posted by: cate on: November 12, 2007
a couple of weeks ago, i was sitting down to lunch with the boys. i had worked up a sweat changing diapers, washing bottles/sippy cups, getting lunch ready and rounding up the boys. feeling like i was about to burst into flames, i unzipped my hoody and took it off, leaving me sitting there in [...]
Haiku Friday: to NaBloPoMo?
Posted by: cate on: October 26, 2007
to NaBloPoMo? or not to NaBloPoMo that is the question i’ve just heard of this post everyday for a month a blogging challenge National Blog Posting Month, aka NaBloMoPo. i’ve been hemming and hawing on this one for a week now, ever since i first heard about it. and really, i don’t think it’s a [...]
it’s official…i suck!
Posted by: cate on: October 25, 2007
i said that to hubby on the phone this morning, and he said “sweeeet!”…get your mind out of the gutter! this is the reason i suck. the boys are late risers, and they normally wake up somewhere between 8am and 8:45am, depending on when they got to bed the night before. well…i woke up at [...]
one of those days
Posted by: cate on: October 18, 2007
yesterday was one of those days…you know those days…the days where everything seems to go wrong, especially the little things… like when it seems that your children must hate each other with a passion the way they are pushing and shoving and kicking and punching and screaming at each other…. like thinking today is the [...]
Haiku Friday: the curse of the right-hand thumb
Posted by: cate on: October 5, 2007
i’ve been gone for days not even one word written no posts to be seen reared its ugly head the curse of the right-hand thumb pain and discomfort ya….remember when i was painting my backsplash tiles and kitchen cupboards and my right-hand thumb got poisoned by B.I.N. primer? well, the curse is back. i tore [...]
100 things you never knew you wanted to know about me
Posted by: cate on: September 13, 2007
i’ve finally reached 100 posts…not without a few bumps along the way. so, in honour of this important milestone, here is a list of 100 useless facts about me…i’m sure you will be riveted! note: i’ve sprinkled the more interesting tid bits throughout…so you have to read them all to get to the good stuff! [...]
When Poop Makes You Cry
Posted by: cate on: August 31, 2007
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I know what you’re thinking. The title may lead you to believe that this post is about the eye-watering stench coming from my sons’ toxic-waste-filled diapers…most likely Logan’s. Well, you would be wrong. I now pose this question…in run-on-sentence form. What do you do when your son, who has just finished lunch, poops while still [...]
