Archive for the ‘i’m cool like that’ Category
i’m not sticking my hand down there!
Posted by: cate on: December 20, 2007
i had a rare chance to have a nice, quiet, relaxing bath last night…well…as relaxing as it can be for a 5 foot 10 inch tall woman taking a bath in a tub built for no one taller than 5 feet. anyway, after my bath i noticed that i had a couple of toe nails [...]
Haiku Friday: thank yous and goodbyes
Posted by: cate on: November 30, 2007
my boy knows Spanish oh Dora the Explorer graçias to you! ********** 30 posts are done NaBloPoMo is finished goodbye November last night at dinner, Zander was sitting beside hubby. hubby gave him a spoonful of yogurt. Zander looked up at him and said “graçias! de nada!”. looks like he’s been picking up some Spanish [...]
don’t forget my penis!
Posted by: cate on: November 18, 2007
recently i’ve noticed that Zander’s hair has been getting really coarse and dry…like straw. it didn’t take me long to realize that i’m a dolt. you see, we were instructed by my dermatologist to use Dove Baby Wash on the boys because of their eczema. we’ve using it for over a year now, and it’s [...]
Haiku Friday: introducing your toddler to illegal drugs
Posted by: cate on: November 16, 2007
(hmmm…me thinks i’m gonna get some interesting traffic with that title!) Mother of the Year won’t be winning this award not anytime soon i am but a tool forgot my son’s a parrot i should just shut up it was Friday afternoon, and hubby had just gotten home from work. he was playing with the [...]
Haiku Friday: to NaBloPoMo?
Posted by: cate on: October 26, 2007
to NaBloPoMo? or not to NaBloPoMo that is the question i’ve just heard of this post everyday for a month a blogging challenge National Blog Posting Month, aka NaBloMoPo. i’ve been hemming and hawing on this one for a week now, ever since i first heard about it. and really, i don’t think it’s a [...]
Haiku Friday: an ode to pantiliners
Posted by: cate on: October 19, 2007
oh pantiliners my only security from embarassment since having my boys only takes a sneeze or cough and i pee my pants ya…isn’t that the best, ladies? tonight i was helping hubby get the boys started on dinner when i had to sneeze. me: “achoo! achoo! achoo! umm….i’ll be back in a minute…” hubby: “where [...]
one of those days
Posted by: cate on: October 18, 2007
yesterday was one of those days…you know those days…the days where everything seems to go wrong, especially the little things… like when it seems that your children must hate each other with a passion the way they are pushing and shoving and kicking and punching and screaming at each other…. like thinking today is the [...]
Haiku Friday: the curse of the right-hand thumb
Posted by: cate on: October 5, 2007
i’ve been gone for days not even one word written no posts to be seen reared its ugly head the curse of the right-hand thumb pain and discomfort ya….remember when i was painting my backsplash tiles and kitchen cupboards and my right-hand thumb got poisoned by B.I.N. primer? well, the curse is back. i tore [...]
the hair on my chinny chin chin
Posted by: cate on: September 15, 2007
you’d think i’d be happy when i realized i was growing some hair, right? i mean…i haven’t had any hair in 12 years….no. hair. it’s a follicular miracle! so… you’d think i’d be ecstatic, right? well…you’d be wrong. because these magical hairs i speak of…where are they, you ask? on my fucking chin! that’s where! [...]
