Archive for the ‘funny ha ha’ Category
mommies don’t have penises
Posted by: cate on: June 3, 2008
bedtime for the boys started out pretty normal tonight. diapers changed, pajamas on, and teeth brushed, we went into Logan’s room to put him to bed first. as usual, Zander helped us sing “rock-a-bye Logan”, and then yelled “bounce!” as daddy plopped Logan in the crib. i said “sweet dreams, sleep well, see you in [...]
mr. contrary
Posted by: cate on: May 27, 2008
did you ever read those mr. men and little miss books when you were younger? you know the ones…Little Miss Sunshine, Mr. Fussy, etc., written by British author Roger Hargreaves. i did. i loved them. well, i have an idea for a book to add to the collection. i would name it “mr. contrary”, and [...]
Haiku Friday: the magic of corn
Posted by: cate on: May 23, 2008
the magic of corn such a strange phenomenon such a small veggie no matter how much we chew chew chew when we eat it reappears whole sorry if that’s tmi, but seriously…whaddup with that??? the other day we had corn with our dinner. the next morning i was changing Logan’s diaper on the floor in [...]
snotface
Posted by: cate on: January 23, 2008
both the boys have problems with stuffy noses. their noses are clogged with “boogies” all the time. thankfully, they’ve gotten used to the constant wiping, the use of the snot-sucker, and mom picking their noses all day long. Zander learned how to blow his nose at a fairly young age. by the time he was [...]
Scrolling Saturday: and now for some comic relief
Posted by: cate on: January 19, 2008
when i was looking through my archives for something to post for Scrolling Saturday, i saw this post and new it was the one. it’s the perfect post to follow yesterday’s haiku about how serious my blog has been lately. enjoy! *** the following post was originally published on July 12th, 2007. *** After all [...]
Scrolling Saturday – the search for Carl
Posted by: cate on: January 12, 2008
Melissa from Such Simple Pleasures and Coleen from Manners and Moxie have started something called “Scrolling Saturday“. basically, you re-publish a post from the past. as Melissa put it, “All you do is, take an archived post, one that was shown no love…back when you were just writing for yourselves and had the random family [...]
Happy New Year!
Posted by: cate on: December 31, 2007
well, it’s 10:41pm here….i’m sitting on the couch blogging, and hubby is currently de-linting a tennis ball (Logan tends to eat lint whenever he finds it). do we know how to party, or what? since we became parents, our New Year’s Eve festivities have gotten a bit more low-key. meaning we stay at home and [...]
Haiku Friday: Blogger…why oh why?
Posted by: cate on: December 14, 2007
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we used to be friends you held my hand at the start so new to blogging then it all started losts posts, wouldn’t save my words we drifted apart then i found WordPress sad was i when i did move still friends though…right? so what now, Blogger? why hast thou forsaken me? i don’t understand [...]
Zander’s Secret
Posted by: cate on: December 6, 2007
Zander recently picked up the word secret from watching an episode of Backyardigans…i think. anyway, he’s been using it as often as he can, even though he doesn’t exactly know what it means yet. which, of course, makes it that much more entertaining. the other night we were sitting at the dinner table. Zander was [...]
the thumb test
Posted by: cate on: November 27, 2007
we were all sitting around the table, just finishing our dinner. Zander had pulled his chair around the table to sit beside his daddy. hubby: ooh, Zander…you stink! did you poop? Zander: hmmm. not sure. a better check! [reaching his arm behind him] nope! no poop! hubby: [laughing his ass off] he just shoved his [...]
